On The Right

The underfunded, crackpot, pending felon, and kicked out of 2 branches of the military candidate in the South Carolina Senate race, Alvin Greene wants to stimulate the economy by making dolls of himself.

From the UK guardian:

“Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense. It’s not a joke.”

Well maybe he can get some dolls made of him in a prison jumpsuit, or better yet with a clown suit or court jester costume.

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